Recommend me some ice cream that isn't made by hippies in Vermont

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10/30/2016 at 17:47 • Filed to: Something to cry into, hippies, bad endorsements, too big to fail, ice cream

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I don’t want to support the Vermontians whose names rhyme with Len and Barry anymore by having a portion of my $5 ice cream purchase go to them. Need another source now. Must be sugary and delicious. Suggestions?


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Kinja'd!!! Honeybunchesofgoats > nermal
10/30/2016 at 17:51

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I recently found out that the owner of Yuengling beer endorsed Trump after every other Republican decided that that was a hard pass. I’ll trade you your expensive ice cream boycott for my cheap beer boycott.


Kinja'd!!! smobgirl > nermal
10/30/2016 at 17:51

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Do you guys get Graeters? It’s yummy.


Kinja'd!!! StoneCold > nermal
10/30/2016 at 17:55

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Are you east of the Mississippi? Look for Jenny’s.


Kinja'd!!! wiffleballtony > nermal
10/30/2016 at 17:55

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Blue Bunny?


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10/30/2016 at 17:58

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If you would prefer bat-shit crazy Alabama Billionaires that do odd and questionable things like this:

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and this....

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But also do duper awesome things with it that gearheads like us can enjoy, like this:

http://www.barbermotorsports.com/vintage-home.php

Then give Barber’s Ice cream a shot if it is available in your area. You will not only support an seemingly cool eccentric that likes screwing with the public at large, but also an obsessive speed freak!


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10/30/2016 at 18:00

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Dreyers/Eddys


Kinja'd!!! nermal > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
10/30/2016 at 18:01

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This is perfect. Heading to store now to see if they have it.

Thanks!


Kinja'd!!! crowmolly > nermal
10/30/2016 at 18:10

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Blue Bunny and Perry’s are good IMO.


Kinja'd!!! dogisbadob > nermal
10/30/2016 at 18:11

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What’s wrong with supporting Vermont? :p

At least their pints are still pints, fuck you Haagen Dazs 14 oz cheaters!

Do you like Haagen Dazs? Or Walgreens brand ice cream? Or any store brand? If you’re lucky you’ll find Twix ice cream pints or “pints”


Kinja'd!!! DipodomysDeserti > nermal
10/30/2016 at 18:13

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Hippies? You know they’re owned by Unilever, right? If you’re looking for ice cream without shit in it (Ben and Jerry’s isn’t hippy ice cream) Strauss makes good organic ice cream. They have great milk too.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > nermal
10/30/2016 at 18:14

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I don’t want to support the Vermontians whose names rhyme with Len and Barry anymore by having a portion of my $5 ice cream purchase go to them.

I laughed so hard I hiccuped.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > smobgirl
10/30/2016 at 18:18

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This is better, http://www.aglamesis.com/product-p/ice-crm-pints-blk-rasp-cc.htm


Kinja'd!!! yamahog > nermal
10/30/2016 at 18:18

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Halo Top is effing phenomenal, I eat it even when I’m not cutting for a show:

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Kinja'd!!! TheRealBicycleBuck > nermal
10/30/2016 at 18:18

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If you can get it, Blue Bell ice cream is hard to beat.


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > nermal
10/30/2016 at 18:25

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I don’t know if it’s available outside the Pacific northwest but Tillamook ice cream is just the best.


Kinja'd!!! smobgirl > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/30/2016 at 18:30

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Looks fantastic and I need to check it out when I’m in OH. For some reason Graeters distributes to our grocery stores in CO and it’s the best we get.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > wiffleballtony
10/30/2016 at 18:36

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She didn’t say she wanted to support Confederates though


Kinja'd!!! E92M3 > nermal
10/30/2016 at 18:43

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I hope all you boycotting cause them to lower their prices. Cause B&J Cookie Dough is one of my most expensive addictions.


Kinja'd!!! Jayhawk Jake > nermal
10/30/2016 at 18:44

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Halo Top. It’s good and relatively low calorie so you won’t feel so bad about eating it.


Kinja'd!!! deekster_caddy > nermal
10/30/2016 at 18:59

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Where are you located? I love Bryers but they are fairly generic compared to a good local creamery... Around here it’s Richardson’s dairy, they even sell gallons in some local stores.


Kinja'd!!! Chasaboo > nermal
10/30/2016 at 19:03

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Try the Blue Bell Listeria flavor.


Kinja'd!!! AntiSpeed > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
10/30/2016 at 20:21

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Is that really how that guy got rich? Ice cream?!


Kinja'd!!! BorkBorkBjork > TheRealBicycleBuck
10/30/2016 at 20:23

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Blue Bell is the way to go. When it came back, our local grocery stores were actually rationing it, like a precious commodity during a World War.


Kinja'd!!! That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > nermal
10/30/2016 at 20:37

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I assume you’re looking for pistachio, since that’s the only ice cream worth a god damn, and Bridghams makes a pretty good one. They also have some bomb chocolate fudge sauce that you may as well just eat with a spoon and skip the ice cream entirely.


Kinja'd!!! Autofixation > nermal
10/30/2016 at 20:50

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While I am a Vermont hippie, I didn’t know why people were boycotting B&J, so I just did some research. While I have never been a fan of Israel in general, the fact that B&J are doing business like they are in Palestine is just messed up. I also have mixed feelings about Black Lives Matter. I support the anti racism aspect of the movement, but the violent protests and anti police rhetoric is not good.


Kinja'd!!! TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > nermal
10/30/2016 at 20:57

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pretty sure its not outside of Michigan or really plainwell but Plainwell Ice cream is the best there is.

Ill fight anyone who says different


Kinja'd!!! TheRealBicycleBuck > BorkBorkBjork
10/31/2016 at 09:16

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Same here in Louisiana. It didn’t take but an hour or two and they were sold out.


Kinja'd!!! nermal > smobgirl
10/31/2016 at 09:30

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This is what I ended up getting - it was quite delicious as well. Good call!


Kinja'd!!! nermal > Honeybunchesofgoats
10/31/2016 at 09:31

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Try Fat Tire if it’s available in your area. Not too expensive, darker without being too dark, and quite delicious.


Kinja'd!!! CaptDale - is secretly British > nermal
10/31/2016 at 17:43

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I stopped eating most dairy cause my current love interest is super lactose intolerant. So to help me adjust to that I join him in not eating dairy most of the time (almost to the point my body hates me when I do eat it). But I digress, the only reason I found the most delicious ice cream is because of that.

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Ginger Cookie Caramel is my favorite!


Kinja'd!!! Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > AntiSpeed
11/01/2016 at 00:44

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All forms of dairy. Milk, Ice Cream Cheese, butter....etc.